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This High to Enter

"Locomotive"

from the album
This High to Enter

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Locomotive

by Cubby (with apologies to Little Eva)

Everybody's steamin' 'bout it round the park, now
(Come on ride a Disney locomotive)
Four stations and the wait is really not that bad, now
(Come on ride a Disney locomotive)
Fold your stroller, find a seat and you'll get on with ease
Take your kids and watch your step and mind the headroom, please.
So get on, get on,
Ride a locomotive with me.

Keep head and hands inside now
Come on baby, sit down, sit back
No food, no drinks, forget that snack.

The main railroad is not your only choice, now
(Come on ride a Disney locomotive)
Thunder Mountain Railroad's a runaway train, now
(Come on ride a Disney locomotive)
But if you don't feel like losing control,
Casey Junior's cool and has a lot of soul
So get on, get on
Ride a locomotive with me.
The monorail don't count, now
Get on, get on
Ride a locomotive with me.

The DLR's the main railroad attraction
(Come on ride a Disney locomotive)
It circles Disneyland so you see all the action
(Come on ride a Disney locomotive)
New Orleans, Tomorrowland, and Toontown, too,
You'll see the Grand Canyon, dino robots, too.
So get on, get on, ride a locomotive with me.
Your stop is coming up now.

Get on, get on,
Ride a locomotive with me.

Notes

This is a parody of Little Eva's (and, later, Grand Funk Railroad's) "Locomotion." Our big disappointment is that we couldn't get the DLR's stops in the right order and we didn't mention Main Street Station, but I guess you can kind of take that one as a given.

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