"Great Grinning Fans"
from the album
Great Grinning Fans
Lyrics by Darlene (with apologies to 999 happy haunts)
When there's a small change what a noise they make
Now don't Walt profane or let trash remain
Al Lutz knows park plans long before they do
Did you see that plant in the corner, dead?
No, we don't think all Disneyland fans are fat. No, we don't think you're wasting your life or that there's something wrong with loving the park. For goodness sake, Cubby can name every shop and attraction's opening year (including the Hall of Chemistry and Wizard of Bras) and we don't think he's nuts. Much.
This song is a parody of the Haunted Mansion theme, "Grim Grinning Ghosts." True Disneyland fans should be able to sing the original in their sleep (and quote the stretching room narration, of course)..
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