Home  |  The Band  |  Music  |  Schedule  |  FAQs  |  Links  |  Contact Us
Rock It To The Moon

"Bite Me Michael Eisner"

from the album
Rock It to the Moon

previous | next

Bite Me Michael Eisner

Lyrics by Darlene (with apologies to Falco)

He was chosen to come rescue the company
Like some kind of a corporate fantasy.
At first things were just great, and then they went to hell
And everybody screamed
Come on, bite me, Michael Eisner.

He was a real cold fish, he made Pixar mad
Got animation axed, and that's pretty bad.
He bought Go, Power Rangers, and Fox Family,
And made the investors shout:
Bite me, Michael Eisner

Michael Eisner, Michael Eisner, Michael Eisner
Michael Eisner, Michael Eisner, Michael Eisner

Oh no no no more Michael Eisner

With an enemies list clutched in one damp hand
He ordered DCA built cheap near Disneyland.

He called for crappy sequels to almost everything

And made the true fans sing:

Bite me, Michael Eisner

He's leaving his mark and wants complete control
Said no to Lord of the Rings and yes to Alamo.
We can't wait 'till this guy's history
But until then we say

Bite me, Michael Eisner

Michael Eisner, Michael Eisner, Michael Eisner
Michael Eisner, Michael Eisner, Michael Eisner

Oh no no no more Michael Eisner

Notes

This song is a parody of "Rock Me, Amadeus" by Falco.

It looks like this one's going to be dated pretty soon, too. Thank God.

© 2004-2008 Edison Square Music