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"I'm Gonna Stand
(100 Hours) "

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I'm Gonna Stand (100 Hours)

Lyrics by Darlene (apologies to The Proclaimers)

When I wake up,
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the first one let into the park.
When the rope drops,
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the first one running through the park.

If there's rumors,
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one who posts them on the 'net.
If there's soft op'nings,
Yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the first in line for them, you bet.

And I would stand 100 hours,
And I would stand 100 more,
To be the one who stood 200 hours
To ride Star Tours first.

When I'm surfing,
Yeah you know that I believe
I believe any good rumor that I choose.
And when I'm blogging,
Yeah you know I'm gonna post
I'm gonna post that all that stuff's official news.

When stuff's changing,
Yeah you know that I'll complain
I'll complain about things I don't even know.
And when stuff's closing,
Yeah you know that I'll protest,
I'll protest that every change they make's bad show.

And I would stand 200 hours,
And I would stand 200 more,
To be the one who stood 400 hours
To ride on Indy first.

And I'm standing, I'm standing,
I'm standing, I'm standing.
And I stand and I stand and I stand and I stand and I stand.
And I'm standing, I'm standing,
I'm standing, I'm standing.
And I stand and I stand and I stand and I stand and I stand.

In the dark rides, yeah you know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the one with his flash camera out.
And when they're closing, yeah you know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the guest that they have to throw out.

If you're wondering, you can ask me 'cause I know
'Cause I know exactly what Walt Disney'd do.
Think you know more? Well you know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be a bigger Disney fan than you.
I'm gonna know more about Disneyland than you.

And I would stand 400 hours,
And I would stand 400 more,
To be the one who stood 800 hours
To ride Buzz Lightyear first.

And I'm standing, I'm standing,
I'm standing, I'm standing.
And I stand and I stand and I stand and I stand and I stand.
And I'm standing, I'm standing,
I'm standing, I'm standing.
And I stand and I stand and I stand and I stand and I stand.

And I would climb 100 poles
To get in Walt's apartment hole.
And I'd haunt Joe's cave over night
To see it in the morning light.
And I would forge that special key
To get into Club 33.
And I would climb the Matterhorn
To play in the basketball court.
Maybe you think that I'm a bore but I'll
Know everything and more.

Notes

This song is a parody of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers. We think that the Toy Dolls version is better, though.

No matter what you think, this song isn't about you personally. Stop writing to us.

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